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COME ON I wasn’t there that long

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:32:12 -0500

COME ON I wasn’t there that long

I woke up to the loud sound of a diesel rumbling in front of our...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:03:00 -0500

I woke up to the loud sound of a diesel rumbling in front of our house. Groggy from the unpleasant alarm, I got out of bed and walked into the living room to peer out the window and see what the problem was. Mr. CEO, I don’t know you are doing to that parking rules sign but unless you’re taking it down you are NOT WELCOME HERE.

Despite me parking on the correct side of the street on BOTH...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:18:50 -0500

Despite me parking on the correct side of the street on BOTH Monday AND Tuesday, this CEO (…Code Enforcement Officer) felt the need to make a special visit to my front porch. What are you doing on my front porch Mr. CEO? We need to talk… I know you like me, but I don’t like you. GTFO. I’ve never even seen a ticket like this before.

These things are sweet

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:30:50 -0500

These things are sweet

A partial explanation of the universe

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:42:11 -0500

A partial explanation of the universe

Shredder Challenge

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 19:50:00 -0400

Shredder Challenge:

I spent about 20 minutes on this before giving up

EAS Essential Air Service

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 10:52:00 -0400

I KNEW something smelled fishy about my empty flight from Portland to Presque Isle with a touch and go in Bar Harbor.

THE ESSENTIAL AIR SERVICE FEDERAL SUBSIDY PROGRAM

• Augusta ($1.36 million/Cape Air/Oct. 31, 2014);

• Rockland ($1.42 million/Cape Air/Oct. 31, 2014);

• Bar Harbor ($2.29 million/Colgan/Oct. 31, 2012);

• Presque Isle ($2.81 million/Colgan/May 31, 2012).

http://www.pressherald.com/news/Threat-to-airline-subsidies-leaves-Maine-up-in-the-air_2011-08-28.html

Drawer full of old calculators

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:56:00 -0400

If you want to buy any of my calculators from high school they’re on Ebay:

- Texas Instruments TI-89 Titanium, great condition

- Texas Instruments TI-83 Plus Graphic Calculator

- Texas Instruments BA-II Plus, great condition

"Then it hit me. Five years and a couple more days ago, I started coaching these kids what I knew..."

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 14:47:00 -0400

“Then it hit me. Five years and a couple more days ago, I started coaching these kids what I knew about track and field, but mostly track, at Eastmont Junior High School. Now those kids are either heading off to college or hitting hammer to nail. Hannah and Jake, Cristian and Khloe, all heading off into different directions throughout the West, like dust in the the wind, just waiting to be turned to mud.”

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I always thought Torin Koos wrote weird ass blog posts, this one is just fucked up. Who says that? Maybe he got kicked off the national team for being uncontrollably pessimistic and morbid

Other Selected Ebay transactions from jonny_walker_miler. I...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:47:29 -0400

Other Selected Ebay transactions from jonny_walker_miler. I mean, what else are you going to do with that stuff? (more here)

Torin Koos bought my pedals on ebay for $36.00

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:11:00 -0400

Torin Koos bought my pedals on ebay for $36.00

Unbelievable

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:05:38 -0400

Unbelievable

Want a job at Burger King? Take a ticket.

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:35:35 -0400

Want a job at Burger King? Take a ticket.

The most futuristic soda machine I have ever seen, there are...

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:26:00 -0400

The most futuristic soda machine I have ever seen, there are over 100 sodas in it and no shit when you stick your hand in it to get ice it is windy inside

The OP Beat

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 17:50:00 -0400

The OP Beat

Brand new Red’s and they put exactly the same shitty water...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 21:11:40 -0400

Brand new Red’s and they put exactly the same shitty water fountain that was at the old one.

I wonder if I’ll figure out how to use this thing?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 18:29:46 -0400

I wonder if I’ll figure out how to use this thing?

Yikes!

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 18:28:03 -0400

Yikes!

Mhm.

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 18:24:30 -0400

Mhm.

Not sure what to do with these… seems dangerous

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 18:24:00 -0400

Not sure what to do with these… seems dangerous